Blame paddies and url_girl who came up with this plot bunny. It ended up a bit different than Ree’s first post about it, thanks to some refining of plot points with Gio.

You don’t really have to watch Nip/Tuck to appreciate this – it’s a B/J threesome, essentially. I hadn’t watched much N/T until I started researching for writing this, so don’t be scared. :) It's all about the love (well, and since it's me - the sex), so don't worry that the Nip/Tuck part makes it a non-B/J story. It doesn't.